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To the moon, troll, to the moon!

Posted on 11/19/2008 1:26:03 PM PST by CHR

Edited on 11/30/2008 5:15:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Tax-chick
Same to you! And sweet dreams!
Me? I'm still trying to annihilate some muffins I got for Christmas...
2,061 posted on 12/26/2008 6:04:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Monkey Face

Us, too. Don’t forget to chew!


2,062 posted on 12/26/2008 6:08:33 PM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: Monkey Face
You didn't fall in love today?

But you could also do it blog-style: "Dear Blog! Today I fell in love!"

[running...]

2,063 posted on 12/26/2008 6:09:30 PM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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To: fanfan; All

Good night all. LoM is happily napping by the fire (though not for much longer *\;-). Christmas music instead of the temporary teevee in the living room did it.


2,064 posted on 12/26/2008 7:46:03 PM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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To: sionnsar

Good night to one and all.


2,065 posted on 12/26/2008 7:47:59 PM PST by ThomasThomas ( I don't ask for directs why would a ask for tech support?)
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To: ThomasThomas; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan; NicknamedBob; FRiends; All

*yawn*

Is it bedtime, yet?


2,066 posted on 12/27/2008 6:43:12 AM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Monkey Face

27 degrees, 67%, S @ 4, clear

*shiver*


2,067 posted on 12/27/2008 6:44:43 AM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Monkey Face

45, drizzle.

My family is driving me crazy! I thought my main purpose was to do dishes and laundry and change diapers, but I was wrong. Instead, I’m supposed to affirm their existence every two minutes, times nine of them, by responding to some content-free blather. Otherwise, they will follow me around repeating it until I affirm their existence by kicking them in the shins.

It’s fascinating, as an experiment, but at this rate I’ll never be able to sing again.


2,068 posted on 12/27/2008 6:48:48 AM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: Tax-chick

Make a sign: I am on strike. Do not try to get my to talk. If I HAVE to talk, you will not like what I say.

Of course, you COULD barricade yourself in your room...


2,069 posted on 12/27/2008 6:59:22 AM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ve started smacking people, but I really need to find a stick!


2,070 posted on 12/27/2008 7:05:38 AM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: Tax-chick

Get a pile of shoes...
use the broad end of a crutch...


2,071 posted on 12/27/2008 7:14:22 AM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!


2,072 posted on 12/27/2008 7:16:06 AM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: Monkey Face

At least I don’t have anyone, currently, who will yell, “I need to go to the bathroom!” over and over, and will stand right there and piddle on the floor unless I say, “Well, you know where it is!”


2,073 posted on 12/27/2008 7:24:19 AM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Adhere a cell-phone to your ear, and practice nodding your head every few seconds.

For some reason, this behavior leads people to think you are actually engaged in conversation, and they may leave you alone.

The alternate explanation is that they begin to realize just how loony you may be, but the result is still the same.


2,074 posted on 12/27/2008 7:26:39 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Would it be wrong of me to have a self- inflating "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" yard decoration?)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah. Sort of like Steve Martin in his Ruprect character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?


2,075 posted on 12/27/2008 7:28:20 AM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Monkey Face

Vague memory of that. We should rent it again.


2,076 posted on 12/27/2008 7:36:22 AM PST by Tax-chick (You exist, okay? YOU EXIST! Now stop talking to me!)
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To: Tax-chick

He asks Michael Caine at the table if he can go to the bathroom, and Caine says “Yes.”

Steve Martin slumps down into his chair a little and gets this almost-beatific look on his face, then says, “Thanks!”

I think I haave it on VHS, but I’d really like to get it on DVD.


2,077 posted on 12/27/2008 7:39:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Monkey Face

*snicker*

Now I remember.


2,078 posted on 12/27/2008 7:50:49 AM PST by Tax-chick (You exist, okay? YOU EXIST! Now stop talking to me!)
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To: Tax-chick

Hard to forget that one! LOL!


2,079 posted on 12/27/2008 7:51:56 AM PST by Monkey Face (Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
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To: Monkey Face
*yawn*
Is it bedtime, yet?

Yes, so why am I up?

Very dark day today, but 41F and light rain so the snow is melting rapidly.

2,080 posted on 12/27/2008 8:45:22 AM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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