I'm speechless...................
I have removed or assisted with removing the following objects:
Foot long hot dog - rectum
Plastic fishing worm - male urethra
Flashlight - rectum
Vibrator - rectum
Plastic insulation from Coax cable - male urethra
32nd Degree Masonic ring - penis
Tampons - vagina (Too many to count)
Condoms - vagina and rectum (Too many to count)
2lb Ponds cold cream jar - vagina
Vegetables, assorted - vagina and rectum
Enough?
I hope it was not one of those plastic worms with the hook already in it!
arrrrgh...ping to number 75
OMG! People are crazy!
Probably a heck of a surgeon, but a lousy cook. Barroom chilly, and cheap beer should have got results /s>!
Wincing at anything with “urethra” in the description.
you are such a show off with your show and tell extractions! ; )
Why would anybody put something in their urethra? Wouldn’t that hurt? Would it be mainly masochists who would do this?
Since you seem to be a medical expert on this phenomenon, let me ask you - is it possible to fall on an object and have it insert itself somewhere? It seems to me that you’d just fall on it and smash it, or it might bruise or cut you, but just to fall on something and have it disappear? Seems unlikely.
So why bother with the elaborate stories? I mean, who, especially a vicar, is hanging curtains while naked?? There’s no way he thought people would believe him, so he should just admit he’s a freak and let the medics do what they have to do. : )
I'm speechless...................
How do you know someone didn't need that flashlight in there to find their way out?
I’ll raise you three dildos,some doc at an outpatient clinic was able to fish two out. The man said he would take the other one out at home. He left the clinic and made sure he took the two that were removed along with him.
They must be expensive.