I shudder to think what sort of picture FReeper martin_fierro is going to use for this one... ;)
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To: stylecouncilor; raven92876
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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Miss AnalSpud 2008
230 posted on
11/13/2008 11:59:29 AM PST by
RckyRaCoCo
(LIBERAL MEDIA PICKS GOP CANDIDATE STORY AT 11:00!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
those spuds can be some sneaky ‘lil suckers!
238 posted on
11/13/2008 12:57:35 PM PST by
Faux_Pas
("If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't, I'll just respond, cleverly." ~R.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Brucifer
244 posted on
11/13/2008 1:40:12 PM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Seems appropriate that the comments for this post are all backed up. Time to break out the plunger.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game. Right. Everyone I know hangs curtains in the kitchen naked. And they just happen to have potatoes lying around on their kitchen table, to boot.
I believe him....Really....
ROTFLOL!!!!!
255 posted on
11/13/2008 4:07:59 PM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
i believe him. Of course I also believe in the easter bunny, sants claus, the tooth fairy, and that people who voted for Obama love America.
256 posted on
11/13/2008 4:13:53 PM PST by
sport
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
National Health Service - people of UK had to pay for that! LOL!
270 posted on
11/13/2008 6:35:53 PM PST by
Pinkbell
(Liberals are only tolerant of those with whom they agree.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
My son says you are supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants and not the back.
272 posted on
11/13/2008 6:53:00 PM PST by
linn37
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
These people should keep a long corkscrew handy.
Or, attach a chain to the “inserts.”
274 posted on
11/13/2008 7:15:29 PM PST by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
A Russian doll, sure, I could see — but a carnation?
282 posted on
11/13/2008 8:16:12 PM PST by
Silly
(www.PalinLove.com)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Yikes.
My aunt is an ER nurse, and she told me of a time a priest came in with a lightbulb in his rectum. He said that he was changing a lightbulb in the buff and accidentally sat on the other lightbulb laying on the bed.
How did she know he was a priest? Because one of the other women working with her was one of HIS parishioners.
She turned tail before he could see her, but I'm thinkin’ she probably changed churches after that!
288 posted on
11/13/2008 8:51:13 PM PST by
Shelayne
(Pray without ceasing.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Can’t wait to hear his explanation when he has to go back to get a gerbil removed from his rectum......
294 posted on
11/14/2008 12:35:53 AM PST by
Enchante
(Make Fox News come clean on the hoax attacks on Governor Sarah Palin!!!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The potato in question:
![]( http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Nice_potato.jpg)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT TUBER!!!"
Sure, if you say so!
302 posted on
11/14/2008 10:29:10 AM PST by
pillut48
(CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Would you like malt vinegar or horsey sauce with your fishnchips???
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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"Wow! That's a new one for the ar$e box!"
311 posted on
12/03/2008 5:45:59 AM PST by
OB1kNOb
(I for one will NOT welcome our new Marxist overlords.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
There was a thread here some time back about a woman caught smuggling items into a Central American prison. If I recall correctly, she had a tennis ball can containing an ounce of weed and a grenade secreted in her ‘lady part’. One commenter questioned how it is her guts don’t fall out.
312 posted on
12/27/2016 7:52:58 AM PST by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.)
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