[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I shudder to think what sort of picture FReeper martin_fierro is going to use for this one... ;)

[windcliff]

ping

[RckyRaCoCo]

Miss AnalSpud 2008

[Faux_Pas]

those spuds can be some sneaky ‘lil suckers!

[Liberty Valance]

table tater ping ;o)))

[MomofFive]

Seems appropriate that the comments for this post are all backed up. Time to break out the plunger.

[metmom]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

Right. Everyone I know hangs curtains in the kitchen naked. And they just happen to have potatoes lying around on their kitchen table, to boot.

I believe him....Really....

ROTFLOL!!!!!

[sport]

i believe him. Of course I also believe in the easter bunny, sants claus, the tooth fairy, and that people who voted for Obama love America.

[Pinkbell]

National Health Service - people of UK had to pay for that! LOL!

[linn37]

My son says you are supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants and not the back.

[Right Wing Assault]

These people should keep a long corkscrew handy.

Or, attach a chain to the “inserts.”

[Silly]

A Russian doll, sure, I could see — but a carnation?

[Shelayne]

Yikes.

My aunt is an ER nurse, and she told me of a time a priest came in with a lightbulb in his rectum. He said that he was changing a lightbulb in the buff and accidentally sat on the other lightbulb laying on the bed.

How did she know he was a priest? Because one of the other women working with her was one of HIS parishioners.

She turned tail before he could see her, but I'm thinkin’ she probably changed churches after that!

[Enchante]

Can’t wait to hear his explanation when he has to go back to get a gerbil removed from his rectum......

[Responsibility2nd]

The potato in question:

[pillut48]

"I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT TUBER!!!"

Sure, if you say so!

[petitfour]

Would you like malt vinegar or horsey sauce with your fishnchips???

[OB1kNOb]

"Wow! That's a new one for the ar$e box!"

[bk1000]

There was a thread here some time back about a woman caught smuggling items into a Central American prison. If I recall correctly, she had a tennis ball can containing an ounce of weed and a grenade secreted in her ‘lady part’. One commenter questioned how it is her guts don’t fall out.