I shudder to think what sort of picture FReeper martin_fierro is going to use for this one... ;)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
And the Headline Read....
“Vicar Violated Via Vegetable”!
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; ...
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Rectum? Dang near killed him!
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Going to hospital took the starch right out of the good vicar.
At least it wasn’t a sweet patato, then the head line would have been:
Stripped Vic jams yam!
175 posted on
11/13/2008 9:41:08 AM PST by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
There once was a British vicar
who hung curtains nude tanked up on liquor.
Whether on whiskey or rum
a spud leapt up his bum
and now he makes chips in his knickers.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
By a strange coincidence, I just finished reading "The Vicar of Potatofield" by Oliver Goldsmith.
Leni
180 posted on
11/13/2008 9:43:29 AM PST by
MinuteGal
(Take Back the Republic if You Dare!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
A buddy of mine is an anesthesiologist. He was on call a couple weeks ago, and tells me they removed a large Kong toy, inserted big end first. I have no reason to doubt him, he’s not the kind to tell tall tales. And I think he just sees a lot of weird stuff, working at a hospital.
186 posted on
11/13/2008 10:01:34 AM PST by
FreedomPoster
(Obama: Carter's only chance to avoid going down in history as the worst U.S. president ever.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Take 2 gerbils and come back in 3 months.
189 posted on
11/13/2008 10:06:32 AM PST by
Waco
( Crapa democrat)
To: humblegunner; Squantos; TheMom
Gunner, when did you join the clergy?
192 posted on
11/13/2008 10:21:33 AM PST by
Eaker
(Dutch expression "You can give a monkey a gold ring, but it stays an ugly thing." - EscapedDutch)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Mark this down on my list of things I never want to be famous for. That’s why I don’t bake in the nude anymore. Rolling pin.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
He’s just fortunate that a watermelon was not on the table.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
“Sorry, Madam. The Vicar is not doing Baptisms today. He has a potato up his bum.”
212 posted on
11/13/2008 11:22:03 AM PST by
Palladin
(Obama on Ayers: "He's just a guy in my neighborhood." LIAR!!!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I just gotta call BS on this one.
If you don't have any curtains up, AND you're a vicar, are you really going to hang curtains in the nude?
217 posted on
11/13/2008 11:33:45 AM PST by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
*delicate operation to remove the veggie*
Gives a new meaning to "diggin' taters" eh?
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
LOLOLOL! Reading this makes me feel so.......... normal.
Nothing like this EVER happens around here.
220 posted on
11/13/2008 11:39:57 AM PST by
Ditter
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
LOLOLOL! Reading this makes me feel so.......... normal.
Nothing like this EVER happens around here.
221 posted on
11/13/2008 11:41:05 AM PST by
Ditter
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
We had them pataters stuck in us too...ya wanna make something of it?
224 posted on
11/13/2008 11:43:47 AM PST by
woofie
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
We had them pataters stuck in us too...ya wanna make something of it?
226 posted on
11/13/2008 11:46:29 AM PST by
woofie
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