[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I shudder to think what sort of picture FReeper martin_fierro is going to use for this one... ;)

[gathersnomoss]

and a partridge in a pear tree

[MaxMax]

I remember just yesterday it was gerbils, ahh the old days.

[Allegra]

Best thread title of the day ping.

[tumblindice]

On a Saturday night a man walked into a pub, and he had a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey scampers over to the billy-yard table, picks up the cue ball, then puts it in his mouth and swallows it.
The man returns with the monkey the following weekend. The monkey hops on to the bar, picks up an olive, sticks it up his bum, then swallows it whole.
The shocked bartender says, “I saw that—that was disgusting!”
The man replied, “He always measure things now, after swallowing that cue ball.”

[Oldpuppymax]

But remember, homosexuals are just like everyone else. From what I’ll undoubtedly read one day in the NY Times, this sort of thing happens all the time...to everybody!

[MomofFive]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen comments pop up so fast for a post. You’re all sick, I tell ya. SICK! ;-)

[RichInOC]

:-D )))

“Kimba eat potato!”

[beckysueb]

A CARNATION?? As in flower?!!

[KarlInOhio]

Not anything stuck up where the sun doesn't shine, but the funniest removal I personally heard of was a man who stepped on a catfish and got a barb stuck in his foot. Normally not very funny, but his friends who brought him to the emergency room didn't think of cutting the barb from the fish so he's lying in the exam room with a whole fish attached to his foot. I think every doctor in the hospital ended up "consulting" on that removal.

[jetson]

You put the potatoe in the front not the back.

[GSWarrior]

Was the vicar’s name O’Brien? (Sorry, all the good lines have been used.)

[RnMomof7]

lol...

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

A potato is better than a rattlesnake.
Anybody remember Oscar Brand's “Charlotte the Harlot”?

[buccaneer81]

[org.whodat]

ROFLOL, just damn,

[50cal Smokepole]

[GLH3IL]

Vicar Spud Butt

[Physicist]

[daku]

Hey Vicar, the fish is delicious but the chips taste like s***

[mikrofon]

Some clergymen are known to “cross the Tiber,” while apparently some floss the tuber...