Posted on 11/05/2008 7:29:03 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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ANTHRAX SCARE AT MICHIGAN
Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach Rich Rodriguez (former head coach at West Virginia University) immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.
Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
Yeah the Lions are pretty experienced at avoiding that white substance too.
And the Raiders as well.
Obviously written by a Buckeye.
A hazmat crew, from Columbus, Ohio, used straws to remove the substance.
I heard their quarterback had a drug problem. He keeps getting drug back to his own endzone by the opposing defensive linebacker blitz.
Thanks for making me smile today! RichRod and his crew are having one dilly of a year up there, aren’t they?
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