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ANTHRAX SCARE AT MICHIGAN (VANITY SATIRE)
Vanity | 11/5/08

Posted on 11/05/2008 7:29:03 PM PST by Mr. Brightside

XXXX BREAKING XXXX

ANTHRAX SCARE AT MICHIGAN

Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Rich Rodriguez (former head coach at West Virginia University) immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.


TOPICS: UFO's
KEYWORDS: anthrax; michigan

1 posted on 11/05/2008 7:29:04 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside

Yeah the Lions are pretty experienced at avoiding that white substance too.


2 posted on 11/05/2008 7:30:55 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: cripplecreek

And the Raiders as well.


3 posted on 11/05/2008 7:31:50 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: cripplecreek; Mr. Mojo
OK, I'm impressed. You guys got this one covered good already. LOL


4 posted on 11/05/2008 7:34:22 PM PST by Viking2002 (Let's be proactive and start the impeachment NOW.)
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To: Mr. Brightside
florida state can't and neither can the jaguars.
5 posted on 11/05/2008 7:36:19 PM PST by progunsantichoice
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To: Mr. Brightside

Obviously written by a Buckeye.


6 posted on 11/05/2008 7:39:41 PM PST by reg45
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To: Mr. Brightside

A hazmat crew, from Columbus, Ohio, used straws to remove the substance.


7 posted on 11/05/2008 7:41:44 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (LIBERAL MEDIA PICKS GOP CANDIDATE STORY AT 11:00!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

I heard their quarterback had a drug problem. He keeps getting drug back to his own endzone by the opposing defensive linebacker blitz.


9 posted on 11/05/2008 7:54:57 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Thanks for making me smile today! RichRod and his crew are having one dilly of a year up there, aren’t they?


10 posted on 11/05/2008 7:56:58 PM PST by BuckeyeMommy
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