Ok, here is my theory.
Barack Obama is really a child of a secret experiment carried out at a genetics laboratory in Cuba to produce the perfect child, much like Germany’s old lebensborn program. They took the sperm from multiple fathers and injected it into Ann Dunham who was thought to have died so none of this is verifiable.
/1988 Twins film reference
I only hope McCain remembers what might have been, and what came too close. There's a ton of work that needs be done starting Wednesday, when the smoke clears.
HAHA YOU FUNNY!
Several years after Stanley Ann Dunham delivered Barak, she had a sex change operation, which is why Lolo Soetoro divorced her, and her/his grandparents got custody.
He/she is now living in the Village, under the name of Stan-the-man Dunham....
It is rumored that he/she had some success in a music career...