But he told the girls that he had JUMBO shrimp in his pants.
1 posted on
10/20/2008 12:35:33 PM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL
Gee, and I thought he was just happy to see me.
2 posted on
10/20/2008 12:36:56 PM PDT by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
To: SmithL
3 posted on
10/20/2008 12:38:27 PM PDT by
Paradox
(Obama, the Audacity of Hype.)
To: SmithL
Shrinkage?
Like a frightened turtle!!
To: SmithL
Just imagine the laughs if the title was ...."Man nabbed with frozen crabs down his pants."
5 posted on
10/20/2008 12:39:29 PM PDT by
Pistolshot
(Palin has run a state, city, and a business. NObama has only run his mouth.)
To: SmithL
At least they weren’t frozen crabs. He might have had to go to a clinc for that.
6 posted on
10/20/2008 12:55:48 PM PDT by
weegee
(In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.)
To: SmithL
“So, I responded to the Krogers Supermarket, and when I arrived at the scene, I found a man cornered in the west end of the store, with about 10 checkout women surrounding him, pointing at his crotch, and yelling “SHRIMP!!!”
7 posted on
10/20/2008 12:56:22 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
To: SmithL
8 posted on
10/20/2008 12:57:38 PM PDT by
weegee
(In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.)
To: SmithL
I for one am refusing to make any “cocktail sauce” joke here.
To: nickcarraway; Daffynition; BruceysMom; Lady Jag; yorkie; Slings and Arrows; Rebelbase; FrPR; ...
Crusty PING!
11 posted on
10/20/2008 1:04:52 PM PDT by
weegee
(In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.)
To: SmithL
To: SmithL
The man was charged with shoplifting, battery on an officer and resisting arrest. He was being held ....The man probably screamed....
13 posted on
10/20/2008 1:09:03 PM PDT by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: dighton
Years ago, a friend who had recently endured a vasectomy told me his surgeon suggested he "sit on a bag of frozen peas" to aid in discomfort -- perhaps this shoplifter had a snootier doc?
To: SmithL
Shrimp never the less. He should of stolen large prawns.
15 posted on
10/20/2008 1:30:26 PM PDT by
wolfcreek
(I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
To: SmithL
Hey... it’ tough out there and will be getting tougher.This is just the beginning. We will soon have the decision to make pay taxes or put food on the table.
To: SmithL
Hmnn!
A Shrimp Cocktale?
Does this warrant a "Cock Tale" Ping List??
20 posted on
10/20/2008 2:06:16 PM PDT by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
To: SmithL
21 posted on
10/20/2008 2:16:10 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
To: SmithL
Here's a photo of the suspect:
To: SmithL
23 posted on
10/20/2008 7:05:35 PM PDT by
Justice Department
("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
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