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Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? (Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers)
NBC11 ^
| October 12, 2008
Posted on 10/12/2008 10:40:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.
Binh Quang Chau, 33, who has been cited four times for poaching, allegedly took the lobsters from the La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area.
Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons said wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants.
All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean.
Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: crime; lobsters; lobstersinpants; pants
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To: Lady Jag
41
posted on
10/12/2008 6:00:22 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: xJones; Lady Jag
Come .... there are plenty!
42
posted on
10/12/2008 6:01:59 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Daffynition
Thank you sir Lobster. I would be honored. (I'm not too fond of the Polka, though.)
43
posted on
10/12/2008 6:45:14 PM PDT
by
yorkie
(For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
To: yorkie
Don't worry we can take Tango lessons instead ... from Afraid Astaire.
44
posted on
10/12/2008 6:49:21 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Daffynition
Just call me when you're ready, big boy!
My number? 867-5309
45
posted on
10/12/2008 7:01:16 PM PDT
by
yorkie
(For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
To: yorkie
I'll pick you up at 8! Have your dancin' shoes on.
46
posted on
10/12/2008 7:13:36 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Daffynition
8 O'clock, you say?
Just enough time to fix my hair
And get Lobster'd up!
47
posted on
10/12/2008 7:25:20 PM PDT
by
yorkie
(For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
To: xJones
If they’re outstanding on the road they’re bad boys!
48
posted on
10/12/2008 7:29:08 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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To: Daffynition
WHAT IS THAT LOBSTER DOING TO THAT CAR????? On second thought, please don’t tell me.
49
posted on
10/12/2008 10:07:21 PM PDT
by
BruceysMom
(My heart is COMING HOME, FINALLY!)
To: yorkie
You'll recognize me from my shirt and new "Lobsta" Nike's. How will I recognize you?
50
posted on
10/13/2008 3:20:53 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: yorkie
You'll recognize me from my shirt and new "Lobsta" Nike's. How will I recognize you?
51
posted on
10/13/2008 3:22:18 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: BruceysMom
When in Orlando and they ask to valet your car ...be v-e-r-y careful.
52
posted on
10/13/2008 3:23:53 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: BruceysMom
Reminds me of the ending of John Water’s Multiple Maniacs, where Divine was raped by a giant lobster.
54
posted on
10/13/2008 8:19:30 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
To: BruceysMom
55
posted on
10/13/2008 8:28:21 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Lady Jag
Maine lobster is outstanding.
Yes they are, but if you want something less sweet, yet richer and heartier ya gotta go Panulirus Cygnus....the world famous West Australian Lobstah!
56
posted on
10/13/2008 8:57:22 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: Daffynition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqKRGW6_rw
hehe
57
posted on
10/13/2008 9:24:07 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Read my Lipstick: I AM Sarah Palin)
To: Danae
ROFLOL ... here's another kind of fail ...
58
posted on
10/13/2008 10:04:52 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Daffynition
"How will I recognize you?"
I'll be the Lady in Red
59
posted on
10/13/2008 10:15:17 AM PDT
by
yorkie
(For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
To: FrPR; Slings and Arrows; nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
Bing Quang Chau was lucky he was using mere crayfish and not real Maine lobsters. He woulda had his badda bing chaued down to the quang.
60
posted on
10/13/2008 10:41:05 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(Drill. Double Refining Capacity. Make METHANOL from Coal, NG, Nuclear ..let's roll.)
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