It's War. Vaseline First. Then... (McCain sign steelers)

Me Me ME ^ | 10-08-2008 | Me

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Just a small upgrade on your vaseline meme.

Silver solder a few straight razors at an oh-so-slight angle (10-20 degrees) so the hand slippage is rewarded with a message- Thou shalt not steal!

Razor contaminants optional.

[MaxMax]

I use roofing tar. The kind that doesn't dry. Once it gets on your hands, it'll take days to
get off without mineral spirits, a fact not many know about. And it gets on everything.

[Ellendra]

You could connect the metal frame of the sign to your doorbell, they’d get an electric jolt and might take the hint.

Or you could use high-strength fishing line to rig the sign to a paint sprayer, the next day tell the cops that your culprit is bright green (or whatever color strikes your fancy).

Seems I recall seeing ads for a motion-detecting lawn sprinkler thingy that squirted water from your hose at intruders (and rabbits, mainly rabbits).

How cruel do you feel like being? You could rig the sign to a gun loaded with blanks and scare the pants off him!

[DCBurgess58]

What you need is a couple of these: http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=9192954

Okay, so I went out to get my mail and noticed my sign was still there, but my hundred dollar infared camera strapped to the tree by it was missing... LOL.

[tuckrdout]

The only improvement, would be to place horse or dog crap in the spot where they will step....in the dark, it won’t be until they get in their car, that they notice the smell! Hehehe!

[Paul Heinzman]

Step 1, dig a pit.
Step 2, whittle pointed sticks.
Steps 3-5, use your imagination.

[tuckrdout]

Poison Ivy! That is genius! Perfect. I vote for this one!

[tuckrdout]

Actually hurting someone isn’t fun. Outsmarting them is.

[tuckrdout]

Oh, yeah! Perfect. I vote for this second.

[Americanwolfsbrother]

Land mines.AWB

[SaintDismas]

If they slice off a finger while stealing my property I not gonna feel sorry for them. This is America and somebody wants to plaster their home with Obama is my Jesus, have at it. THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY, at least for now.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Lighter note ping. [I think the rats could sue for at least one of these ideas. Be careful what you post. But fun to read.]

[Raven6]

Go by the local farm supply and get yourself an electric fence charger. Attach the electric fence charger to your signs with low voltage lighting wire available in 50’ and 100’ lengths. (You can actually get 100 usable feet from a 50’ package of low voltage wire - you just split it down the middle as it is really nothing more than “zip cord”.) Fasten the wire to the frames of the signs with a nylon wire tire and plug in the charger. Sit back and enjoy the excitement!

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-gop/1258342/posts

[Shyla]

That is funny.

Actually I want to go out one night with a bunch of “N” stickers to put on the Obama signs to turn them to Nobama.

Knowing me, I would get caught...

:)

[RandallFlagg]

You could rig the sign to a gun loaded with blanks and scare the pants off him!

Blanks?

Personally, I'd mine the area with pepperspray-filled eruption devices...THEN get the pictures taken...





THEN, the bear trap. Leave the bum hanging from his ankles, crying his eyes out.

[mylife]

Go to tractor supply and get an electric fence charger and lite them signs up!

[Kozak]

Get some of this.

Then get a motion or IR triggered "game camera" so you can nice pics of any A-hole that gets near your signs. Worked great in 2004....

[Kozak]

Get some of this.

Then get a motion or IR triggered "game camera" so you can nice pics of any A-hole that gets near your signs. Worked great in 2004....

[A.Hun]

Insulate the legs with electrical tape where you push it into the ground and run a wire to an electric fence transformer.

http://www.powerwizardinc.com/powerwizardinc/plugin.asp

It won’t harm them, but it sure gives them a thrill.