To: DollyCali; MEG33; gardengirl; jaycee; Billie; JustAmy; Lady Jag; LUV W; Majie Purple; ...
1958 - Just fifty short years ago2,682 posted on
10/29/2008 8:01:37 AM PDT by
yorkie
(One is never too old to enjoy a 'happy childhood'!)
To: ST.LOUIE1; Mama_Bear; Billie; DollyCali; La Enchiladita; dutchess; Aquamarine; GodBlessUSA; OESY; ..
October 29, 2008
Graphic by MamaBear
A Poem for New Puppy Owners
Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair...
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don't eat those peas, don't touch that bush,
Don't chew my shoes, what IS this mush?!?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE LITTER BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT!
(and must you kiss me after that?!?)
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.
Don't despair through the toil and the strife,
'Cause after three years you'll get back your life!
So let's go for walkies, so you can do your "thing",
And maybe I'll get back my good diamond ring!
Author unknown.
2,684 posted on
10/29/2008 8:54:10 AM PDT by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: yorkie
Happy Birthday to Bob’s.
I think I will have the Ham and Melted Cheese for $.45.
Thanks for this, Yorkie.
2,706 posted on
10/29/2008 11:38:23 AM PDT by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: yorkie
I want a BIG BOY Combination Plate, with onions on my burger, mmmmm......
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