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To: scan59

Contrary to what the headline implies, she did not “spill” the soda. She aggressively poured it out on a counter.


3 posted on 09/19/2008 6:49:42 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Michelle, spare me your phony outrage, you know as well as I do that dress makes your butt look big)
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To: ClearCase_guy
She aggressively poured it out on a counter.

That's right, she (gasp) "aggressively" poured it.
Clearly this is a case of 'assault soda' and we should immediately ban all soda from everywhere - unless of course you have the appropriate license.

18 posted on 09/19/2008 7:17:22 AM PDT by phasma proeliator (It's not always being fast or even accurate that counts... it's being willing.)
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