To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; null and void
"Today, anything that requires deep thinking will be left by the roadside. I want to go back to bed. But now that I’m up... "Basilisp -- noun: That curious sibilant accent of Parseltongue affected by serpents from Spain.
1,510 posted on
09/21/2008 9:11:23 AM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(I think Obama understands "root hog, or die" as well as anyone. He's number two at the trough.)
To: NicknamedBob
Now THAT I can understand!
LOL!
I love those things!
1,511 posted on
09/21/2008 9:13:32 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist ~~ they don't expect it back.)
To: NicknamedBob; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
LISTER: Lister, RD-52169.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Yeth? Can I help you?
LISTER: You’ve got a lisp.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Yeth, I know. The lithp malfunction hath been
reported to the Thkutterth. Thorry for the inconvenienthe.
LISTER: Can you give me a bacon sandwich with French mustard and black
coffee?
The dispenser hums and produces a pair of gumboots.
LISTER: Your vocabulary unit’s not working either.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Yeth, I know. Thith altho hath been reported to the
Thkutterth. Thorry for the inconvenienthe.
LISTER: Can you just try and give me a black coffee?
DISPENSING MACHINE: I’ll thertainly try. (Produces a bucket.)
LISTER: That’s a bucket.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Thorry.
1,512 posted on
09/21/2008 9:15:57 AM PDT by
null and void
(I have proved Fermat's last theorem, but there's not enough room in the tagline to write the whole t)
To: NicknamedBob
I’ve been thinking about therpenth from Thpain all day, espethially at the Thpanith Math.
1,526 posted on
09/21/2008 3:51:20 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
("Even for a thin-skinned solipsistic narcissist, Obama seems a frightful po-faced pill." ~Mark Steyn)
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