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To: NicknamedBob; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...

LISTER: Lister, RD-52169.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Yeth? Can I help you?
LISTER: You’ve got a lisp.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Yeth, I know. The lithp malfunction hath been
reported to the Thkutterth. Thorry for the inconvenienthe.
LISTER: Can you give me a bacon sandwich with French mustard and black
coffee?

The dispenser hums and produces a pair of gumboots.

LISTER: Your vocabulary unit’s not working either.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Yeth, I know. Thith altho hath been reported to the
Thkutterth. Thorry for the inconvenienthe.
LISTER: Can you just try and give me a black coffee?
DISPENSING MACHINE: I’ll thertainly try. (Produces a bucket.)
LISTER: That’s a bucket.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Thorry.

1,512 posted on 09/21/2008 9:15:57 AM PDT by null and void (I have proved Fermat's last theorem, but there's not enough room in the tagline to write the whole t)

To: null and void

The question would be, where do you find this stuff?

But I really don't want to know ...

1,513 posted on 09/21/2008 9:21:52 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I think Obama understands "root hog, or die" as well as anyone. He's number two at the trough.)

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