[Genesis defender]

Other cereals, however, are scary if read from the bottom up.

But I need my recommended daily allowance of Yellow 5 and other assorted artificial colors and flavors....

[Monkey Face]

*shudder*

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Zinc trisodium, aspartate,
Sorbitol and bisulfate,
Oxide beta carotene,
Lactic acid, carob bean.
Grade A milk emulsified
Malto-dextrin alkalide
Silicon deoxylite
Lots of sugar, (Hey All right!)
Calcified synthetic salt
Artificial barley malt
Glycerine and aspartate
Folic acid, (That tastes great!)
Monosodium glutamate
Dehydrated calceinate
Soybean oil, butter fat
Caramel center, (I’ll eat that!)