[NicknamedBob]

That’s a good place to hunt for them.

Try for one that’s housebroken already.

[A CA Guy]

Found a housebroken girl on south east LA on the streets.
Cute with blond lashes, but can't figure the breed out.

In this case, this is arriving about a month after our first wedding anniversary.

This one coming won't be housebroken yet, and I hear it will poop alien green.