To: Soaring Feather; tomkow6; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; Kathy in Alaska; MEG33; Allegra; ...
Saturday turned out better than we thought it woold. I hope you all had the same, although the Horrorscope makes look doubtful for some.
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Lady Jag’s Personal Horrorscope
for Saturday, August 16, 2008
Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine. Honore de Balzac |
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Angst day, today.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
A friend will ask your advice on a technical matter. If you answer, you'll be blamed. Pretend you don't know anything about it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Not only is this a good day to throw a tantrum, but there's a good chance that you might set a new distance record!
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will soon need to look older than you actually are. Bushy eyebrows generally do the trick. You'll find that a little rubber cement and a pair of sleepy hamsters are just what you need.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Nobody will notice your new haircut, which you will find intensely irritating. It's not as if you always had an iridescent green mohawk, you know?
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will get a postcard from the Forbidden City today, containing some very unsettling news. You won't realize that, of course, since it will be written in a language you don't understand.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Today you will discover a troupe of gypsies hiding in your bathroom. They will leave when you ask them to, but you should expect a fair amount of grumbling.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today one or more close relations will pout. You will stoically endure this, and will steadfastly refuse to relinquish control of the remote control.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will be accosted today by several of those people who think only of themselves, and who believe that "sharing" is something that little kids have to do. Despite this, I recommend against turning them over your knee and spanking them -- unless you think you can get away with it.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Good day to doodle all the day.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Today you'll try the old "goat in a box" trick, on your new boss. It'll backfire, though, and you'll be the one with the clown shoes.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today will mark the first time you've ever actually "wrestled" a largish reptile. Although an unexpected experience, you will find it strangely stimulating, and may decide to pursue it as a career.
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872 posted on
08/16/2008 1:26:13 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)
To: Lady Jag
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Nobody will notice your new haircut, which you will find intensely irritating. It's not as if you always had an iridescent green mohawk, you know?
They got this totally wrong. My mohawk is purple this week.
Not iridescent green.
What are they - color blind?
;-)
873 posted on
08/16/2008 1:31:18 PM PDT by
Allegra
(Goodness me, goodness me, industrial disease...)
To: Lady Jag; tomkow6; All
Now being report that separate of Russia Georgia army has kidnap Russia soldiers according to AFP wire
Also this mess up how screw up is Austrila they been having cold winter they can’t warm up their schools apparently that being explain on Aussie Sunday Telegraph claim that children are force to wear coats, parkas and gloves inside school room
Question how f***k up a country Austrila they don’t have central heating system
874 posted on
08/16/2008 2:38:10 PM PDT by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: Lady Jag
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You will soon need to look older than you actually are. Bushy eyebrows generally do the trick. You'll find that a little rubber cement and a pair of sleepy hamsters are just what you need.
ROTFLMAO!
889 posted on
08/16/2008 6:54:49 PM PDT by
Soaring Feather
(I soar- 'cause I can...I earned my wings, they have been broken -now healed to soar.)
To: All
896 posted on
08/16/2008 10:37:40 PM PDT by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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