Posted on 07/30/2008 4:00:47 PM PDT by bpjam
This is truly a neat contest, needs to go viral over the net. I suggest you send the idea to Rush. Totally serious.
Puerto Rico
U.S. Virgin Islands
Guam
Federated States of Micronesia
American Samoa
Northern Marianas Islands
District of Columbia
?????
Alabama
I’m guessing the extra seven states all end in ‘istan’.
That hurts, ROLL TIDE
Puerto Viagra,
Jeffersonia,
Franklandia,
North Colombia,
South Angeles,
Luna Chiroptera,
Missabanessria....
I’ve got ‘em!
Canada (We’ll forget that whole 1812 thing)
Mexico (Need a voting base)
Iraq (The only reason we invaded was for oil, right? </sarc>)
Puerto Rico (When’s the last time anyone with an R after his/her name was a delegate from Puerto Rico?)
Washington D.C. (Need a filibuster-proof majority, after all.)
Change (We’re all ready for it, apparently. He hasn’t really said what that change is yet, though, so my guess is it’s the name of a new state)
Obamaland (A land filled with fairy dust, kittens, puppies, and an odd underlying odor of antiseptics and really old apples. It’s better not to ask questions)
Lierstan
Medialictmyasstien
Mongrolia
North Albhama
South Adashous
Nottheoneiknewton
Westloserton
Halfrica America
Maybe Obama will get sucked into these rift tides that are constantly happening in the northeast.
North Gimme
South Gimme
North Freebie
South Freebie
North Handout
South Handout
No. Taxes
If John Edwards is right, there should be 100 states.
Are you sure it is not spelled
“Allahobomber”
I will start with the State of Denial, State of Mind, Police State.
The Great State of Ebonics.
The great State of Chaos.
The Great State of Welfare.
The Great State of Overtaxed.
The Great State of Waffles.
The Great State of Confusion.
The Great State of Poverty.
You don’t have the right number of states that Obama thinks there are. You need to do the math.
When he misspoke, he said that he had VISITED 57 states! That he had ONE state left to go to. That he was not allowed to go to Alaska and Hawaii.
Video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
That means: 57 states visited + 1 more to go to + 2 not allowed to go to = 60 states total.
So that means, he thinks there are 60 states.
What it looks like happened was that in the heat of the moment he made a stupid mental math error. It looks like he was going to say ‘50 states’ - and then realizing that would get jumped tried to back off to 47 states, but did the math wrong so it came out 57 states. He then make a big point of saying ‘one more state to go to’... and then realizes that he has to correct himself again because he has just dissed two states (Alaska and Hawaii) as being not important. So he blames that on his staff ‘not allowing him’ to go. But he still didn’t catch on to his error in adding in ten extra states.
Puerto Viagra !
I love it , that has to be one but what if they won’t go for statehood?
Could Obama really pull it out?
Two of them have to be:
North Gulag
South Gulag
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