[Eepsy]

Are you thinking of the Shelley Berman routine?
http://learning2share.blogspot.com/2007/07/morning-after-night-before-times-two.html

[AFPhys]

Thanks for the try, but no. The words I printed in my post above are pretty close to the song. That Berman song isn’t the one. Again, thanks.

I suspect that the 78 I’m looking for was made in the 20’s, but it may have been in the 30’s. My mom and dad had it, and I probably wore the groove wider in it playing it as much as I did when I was a teen! ... on the old Victrola, of course.