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To: yorkie; OESY

I’m not sure if you are still here, but wanted to wish you a good restful night.

Pleasant dream, my sweet friends. See you tomorrow.


639 posted on 07/08/2008 8:55:49 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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Lightening Bugs in Jar

640 posted on 07/08/2008 9:18:32 PM PDT by yorkie ( Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....It's about learning to dance in the rain.)
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To: JustAmy; Cardhu; jaycee; WVNan; La Enchiladita; All
I Think Everyone has Aready Turned in for the Night, but I'm Sending a Thank You for the Fun Pics and Posts I've just Seen Here. Amy, this is just an Awesome Thread; I've Been Reading Some of our FRiends Posts about the Good Old Days, and they Brought Back Good Memories. One of my Very Favorite Things to Do as a Child was to Blow Dandelion Puffs, and I still Do it Sometimes, Lol.

Cardhu, your Niece's Children are Precious, and Jaycee and Nan, I Love your Pics! 'Dita, you Posted the Sweetest Graphic and Lovely Scripture to me Yesterday; Thank you!

God Bless you All, Dear FRiends, and Goodnight.


~Happy Be A Kid Day~

641 posted on 07/08/2008 9:39:10 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
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To: JustAmy; yorkie; jaycee; Kitty Mittens; MEG33; All

Is it still Kids’ Day?




Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Al ways say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE: Al l right... ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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Now, my question is: Were we ever this sharp and quick on the uptake??????

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650 posted on 07/09/2008 8:22:23 AM PDT by OESY
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