[Lucky9teen]

[Gay State Conservative]

How in God’s name does anybody live in Arizona (or Florida) in the summer? 120 degrees with 0% humidity or 96 degrees with 98% humidity.I could never do it...even with AC.

[P.O.E.]

Foh sizzle?

http://www.metrolyrics.com/its-so-hot-im-going-to-have-a-heat-stroke-lyrics-five-iron-frenzy.html

Hetsaw! Gibbus!
Getoomababeew, Nama nama nama na me mew
It’s so hot gonna have a heat strokah!
Wrapped up in the mew, huh!
Nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie nahhh!
Gonna get a hot, the heat strokuhhh
Hizzahhh, huh!
Oibuhhh the goo goh, za po nip the mehpee
Yow do nip the pehpee, peepeepeepeeteetahhhhh!
Gimmee nemee nemuh the peepah, gimmee nemee nemuh the peepah
Za pie da ta peepeetepatee, Shampoo in my head!
It’s so hot I’m gonna have a heat strokahhh!
Huhhh, it’s so hot I’m gonna get to the the the
Hahhh, oh dotututututdadahdahdahdahdaht, behhhw
Yebatunenenenenenenedehdehdeeedeee
Hyahh, betaw, sa baw da ba dew
Nimieneemeenimienimieneemeeneemeeneemee
Nimie I got the babethaplathla
Betaw, sa baw da ba dew
Betaw,sabadabadeebeedeebee baw pa ha pa dew
How that’s a goot, hits ligh pie

[spotbust1]

Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came

To have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

ALASKA

California

Coastal Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Kansas

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania

And

Texas

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC !!!

Any Questions ???

NO? I didn't think so!!!

[ErnBatavia]

Ooooh, what timing. Yesterday neighboring Indio clocked a 119 and Cathedral City posted 122 - it's not 9:30 yet, and my digital thermos read between 103 and 105.

Thankfully it's a few weeks too early to have any humidity factor.

[unique]

What about some music?

[Salem]

I'm in Riverside County, California. It was 107 today.

I hate the summer time.

[sodpoodle]

bump

[ErnBatavia]

Palm Springs plumbers nightmare....

[Jo Nuvark]

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, ‘God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.’

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, ‘Here I am God. I’m still waiting.’

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, ‘What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?’ The Marine calmly replied, ‘God was too busy today protecting America ‘s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.’