A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
ALASKA
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
And
Texas
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC !!!
Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't think so!!!
