****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[The_Victor]

I need to go shopping....

[nuke rocketeer]

The forecast for the weather in the kitchen is chili today and hot tamale.

[nuke rocketeer]

Pour hot water down a rabbit hole and you get a hot cross bunny.

[Chanticleer]

Why on earth would I want to do that????

I guess you'd better bring on the cat pics.

[nuke rocketeer]

Sitting in the sun this summer, a lot of folks have become well-red.

[nuke rocketeer]

Nah, not today........ A marathon on a scorching day ended in a dead heat.

[Chanticleer]

and the puns.

[Gay State Conservative]

How in God’s name does anybody live in Arizona (or Florida) in the summer? 120 degrees with 0% humidity or 96 degrees with 98% humidity.I could never do it...even with AC.

[Chanticleer]

Lived in Tempe, Arizona for four years. Highest I remember was 122. Humidity or no, that's hot.

Spent the rest of my life in Florida. Heat, humidity, bugs, gators, hurricanes -- I don't know how I suffer through it every day. I guess we all do what we gotta do.

[Gay State Conservative]

Remember Dr. Demento?

Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak, scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique. He's a one man, no gut, loosing streak. Nothin' but a pencil neck geek.

Great stuff

[P.O.E.]

Foh sizzle?

http://www.metrolyrics.com/its-so-hot-im-going-to-have-a-heat-stroke-lyrics-five-iron-frenzy.html

Hetsaw! Gibbus!
Getoomababeew, Nama nama nama na me mew
It’s so hot gonna have a heat strokah!
Wrapped up in the mew, huh!
Nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie nahhh!
Gonna get a hot, the heat strokuhhh
Hizzahhh, huh!
Oibuhhh the goo goh, za po nip the mehpee
Yow do nip the pehpee, peepeepeepeeteetahhhhh!
Gimmee nemee nemuh the peepah, gimmee nemee nemuh the peepah
Za pie da ta peepeetepatee, Shampoo in my head!
It’s so hot I’m gonna have a heat strokahhh!
Huhhh, it’s so hot I’m gonna get to the the the
Hahhh, oh dotututututdadahdahdahdahdaht, behhhw
Yebatunenenenenenenedehdehdeeedeee
Hyahh, betaw, sa baw da ba dew
Nimieneemeenimienimieneemeeneemeeneemee
Nimie I got the babethaplathla
Betaw, sa baw da ba dew
Betaw,sabadabadeebeedeebee baw pa ha pa dew
How that’s a goot, hits ligh pie

[girlscout]

[Chanticleer]

Lt. Steven Hauk: Furthermore, you are to stick to playing normal modes of music, not weird stuff. Those who we'd find acceptable here would include Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, Mantovani...

Adrian Cronauer: ...Percy Faith...

Lt. Steven Hauk: Percy Faith... good!... Andy Williams, Perry Como, and certain ballads by Mr. Frank Sinatra.

Adrian Cronauer: Would Bob Dylan be outta line?

[Gay State Conservative]

Highest I remember was 122. Humidity or no, that's hot.

Once heard a comedian talking about living in the desert during summer.He said something like "they say it's a *dry* heat....well,my oven's a dry heat too but you don't see me sticking my head into it".

[The_Victor]

Spent the rest of my life in Florida. Heat, humidity, bugs, gators, hurricanes

I can't figure out how anyone settled areas like Florida and Texas prior to the invention of AC and pesticides. Imagine the heat and humidity combined with heavy Victorian clothing that buttoned to the chin, endless swarms of mosquitoes, and infrequent bathing.

[LongElegantLegs]

I bake in the summer so I don’t have to freeze in the winter...
(South Texas)

[spotbust1]

Can I have one of each please?

[girlscout]

The sidewalk is too hot.

[Gay State Conservative]

Would Bob Dylan be outta line?

Way,way,*way* outta line!

[spotbust1]

I was telling someone about Dr. Demento the other day. I think the songs I was referring to were “Dead Puppies” and then there was a song about two bald headed men sitting side by side, but I forget the rest of it. I’m sure some helpful FReeper will come up with the rest though.