[Cringing Negativism Network]

Carbon Monoxide in products??

(trying to imagine...)

[phil1750]

Recent studies have shown that dihydrogen monoxide is the major component in acid rain, and has been found in substantial amounts in all cancer tumors.Congress needs to step in.

Additionally, 100% of those born between 1817 and 1884, who ate pickles, are now dead.(Where's legislation protecting us?)

[Daffynition]

Carbon-monoxide-treated meat ... “it’s a good thing” ... if you are a meat purveyor. ;)