[phil1750]

Recent studies have shown that dihydrogen monoxide is the major component in acid rain, and has been found in substantial amounts in all cancer tumors.Congress needs to step in.

Additionally, 100% of those born between 1817 and 1884, who ate pickles, are now dead.(Where's legislation protecting us?)

[laotzu]

In the early '70s, my uncle would celebrate the end of each work day by drinking a cold one. He would go out to his driveway, drop the tailgate, sit in the shade, and drink a beer.

One day, the engine from a passing 727 tumbled from the sky and crushed him to death.

Of course, it was ruled as yet another senseless alcohol-related death.

[Dutch14]

I heard that there’s an awful lot of dihydrogen monoxide causing problems in the Midwest. I support the ban!