[Lady Jag]

There was a scientist who was successful at cloning frogs, and he cloned one who could talk, but the frogs speech turned to swearing. The scientist couldn't stop the frog from swearing. He tried everything he could think of. Then one day he clacked two spoons together and the frog jumped off the table and "croaked". The FROG POLICE arrived shortly after and arrested the scientist

 for .... making " an obscene clone fall"

 

[Soaring Feather]

Games For The Elderly

Sag, You’re it
Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
20 questions shouted into your good ear.
Kick the bucket
Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
Doc Goose.
Simon says something incoherent.
Hide and go pee.
Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
Musical recliners.

[SevenofNine]

That funny LJ

BTW any of you have childhood like me

Spent time in Day camp during Summer

After July 15 spent time play pick up baseball or basketball game or spent time at crib

Watch old movies in the moring

Then Twilight Zone Soap Operas Star Trek

Then on the weekend watch cartoon Godzilla movies

Gee where that come