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Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then
give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never
had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

1,146 posted on 06/20/2008 3:57:22 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
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LOL!


1,163 posted on 06/20/2008 5:58:44 AM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)
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There was a scientist who was successful at cloning frogs, and he cloned one who could talk, but the frogs speech turned to swearing. The scientist couldn't stop the frog from swearing. He tried everything he could think of. Then one day he clacked two spoons together and the frog jumped off the table and "croaked". The FROG POLICE arrived shortly after and arrested the scientist

 for .... making " an obscene clone fall"

 

1,225 posted on 06/20/2008 11:35:26 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Donate to FR anytime at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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