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"The dog is man's best friend.
He has a tail on one end.
Up in front he has teeth.
And four legs underneath."
~~ Ogden Nash
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
~~ Henry Wheeler Shaw
"The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic."
~~ Henry Ward Beecher
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh!
There's so little hope for advancement."
~~ Snoopy
"No matter how little money and how few possesions you own,
having a dog makes you rich."
~~ Louis Sabin
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
~~ Mark Twain
"I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons."
~~ Will Rogers
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
~~ Franklin P Jones
"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog,
he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."
~~ Will Rogers
"The difference between cats and dogs is, dogs come when they are called,
cats take a message and get back to you."
~~ Unknown
"When a man's dog turns against him,
it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma."
~~ Mark Twain
"I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree."
~~ Dana Burnet