[Jemian]

Listen up, World. Dog wants you all over at his house after visiting the cemetary today. THERE IS A COOKOUT WITH DANCING AT DUSK.

This is mighty nice of you, Dog. I hope you have enough toilet paper.

[Miss Marple]

Memorial Day greetings, all!

We are back from our trip to Washington, DC. Saw lots of memorials, monuments, and museums. Saw the Rolling Thunder guys. Got a White House tour courtesy of our congressman.

Today we put flowers on my parents/ graves. Mr. Maple flewback to Denver this afternoon.

God bless America!

[JRandomFreeper]

On the left hand side... there is a switch marked "MASTER ARM" when you push it up, lots of lights will go on.

Best of luck to you. ;) Careful what you pickle off.

/johnny