This weekend I will be at the Global Warming Beach Party!
Posted on 05/23/2008 6:08:49 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
This weekend I will be at the Global Warming Beach Party!
Also, how much beer was involved? Where the phrases, “Watch this” or “What could go wrong” uttered just before this happened? Most important, how do you explain this to your soon to be ex-wife?
None of the above. It looks like the work of a tornado.
You have to be getting older if you can recognize at a glance that still is from Gilligan’s Island! I’m so sad.
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on: feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand up, embraced and kissed her passionately on the lips as her husband watched with raised eyebrows.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I golf.
One important lesson learned from that: regarding your earquake kit (big plastic tub), do NOT store the water jugs in the same tub as the gallon jugs of water....sigh
Pffffft to #60
Not that I ever expect to need it, but could you clarify that?
I read that as, don't store water with water.
Or is it, don't store water jugs with water jugs?
What?
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
PERSON. An individual, heirs, executors, administrators or...
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Development Advisory Committee Agenda
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
NBC5 Morning News
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:10 pm
5. Now look at the clock.
11:46 am
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The plotter
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
a couple of hours ago... to smoke
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My computer rendering
9. What are you wearing?
Black pants, green golf shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
not that I remember
11. When did you last laugh?
I laugh alot...
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Marker board, my licenses, my diplomas, membership certificates for AIA
13. Seen anything weird lately?
no wierder than normal
14. What do you think of this quiz?
too long
15. What is the last film you saw?
Fight Club on cable a few nights ago
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Land to build a new house on
17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
I have an alter-ego on FR and I have posted to the OFST under that alter-ego
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
eliminate the people who hate America... inside and outside of the country
19. Do you like to dance?
absolutely
20. George Bush:
will be known as one of the greats...........someday (I stole your answer)
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Katherine Lindsay
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Gregory Lloyd (already done)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Nope
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Yeah, I’m suprised, too
And now some Holiday Houmor
Woops! Don’t store that wa-wa with the toilet paper.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
BMW M3 ‘94-’00 ~ BP=5X120 HUB=72.56 OFFSET=HIGH 35-42 LUG=12X1.5 OE17=225/45-17 OE18=225/40-18front 255/35-18rear
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
empty Mt.dew can used for spitter
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
American Chopper
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:40
5. Now look at the clock.
OK
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
on-hold telephone music
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 4HOURS ago....walking from my car into my work
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
computer screen
9. What are you wearing?
khakis, golf shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
not that I remember
11. When did you last laugh?
This morning. Some guy that was driving like an idiot got pulled over by the cop.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
paint
13. Seen anything weird lately?
yes
14. What do you think of this quiz?
it’s ok
15. What is the last film you saw?
i really do not remember
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
motorhome
17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
I got gas
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
no liberals
19. Do you like to dance?
nope
20. George Bush:
Is an honorable man.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
BettySue
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Bob
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
nope
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Where’s my dad?
Whoever did it must have had a ball.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
722.124b definitions used in sections 722.124b, 722.124c and 722.124d
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
phone
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
uh... its been a long time. don’t remember
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1:40
5. Now look at the clock.
1:36
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
people talking
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
1:00. came back from lunch
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
uh, the previous comment
9. What are you wearing?
blue states= idiotic crybabies shirt, jeans, docs
10. Did you dream last night?
unlikely
11. When did you last laugh?
uh.. sometime today i’m sure
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
calenders, thank you notes, map
13. Seen anything weird lately?
my reflection
14. What do you think of this quiz?
meh
15. What is the last film you saw?
salton sea
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a full tank of gas
17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
uh, i like purple
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
hunter/ thompson 08!!
19. Do you like to dance?
no
20. George Bush:
meh.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
isabelle
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
dunno. we’re still discussing it
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
nope
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
where do i go to point and laugh at nitzsche?
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