[JenB]

Ugh, thanks for sharing.

[Corin Stormhands]

LOVETT:
It’s priest. Have a little priest.

TODD:
Is it really good?

LOVETT:
Sir, it’s too good, at least!
Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh,
So it’s pretty fresh.

TODD:
Awful lot of fat.

LOVETT:
Only where it sat.

TODD:
Haven’t you got poet, or something like that?

LOVETT:
No, y’see, the trouble with poet is
‘Ow do you know it’s deceased?
Try the priest!

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Myself, I prefer Rodgers and Hammerstein. They tell me I was taken to see the original run on Broadway of Oklahoma!.