I DID IT! I returned the glasses! I told them I just didn’t like them and they took them back. They didn’t act happy about it, but oh well. I even took back the cleaning supplies they gave me but they said I could keep them.
See, not only did I not like them, I made the mistake of not getting them with bifocals. So I had to take them off every time I wanted to read something!
So, I ordered these:
https://www.eyeglassdirect.com/metal-eyeglasses/metal/Olympia/2701.html
They look like just plain old glasses, eh? Cost me about $100 and even got them with progressive (no-line) bifocals.
Half the price.
Vey nice! I got a pair of bifocal sunglasses that I wear when I’m driving. I was concerned about the line dividing the regular from the magnified lens, but when I’m driving, it tracks right across the front of the car, so I don’t even see it. But when I glance down, I can read the buttons on the steering wheel for the cruise control, and can read the buttons on the radio, as well! So I don’t have to keep putting on my reading glasses and taking them off!