As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. The guy asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot squawks: "And get ME a coke...NOW!"
The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.
As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:
"Get me another coke or I'll really create a scene!"
Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another coke, but still no coffee.
Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I'll create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian tea party!"
The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly security guards.
Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: "You're pretty cheeky for a guy who can't fly!"
LOL, Amy and LJ! Here’s another one: (my favorite)
A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird.
The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn’t say it again.
The next day, when the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, “Hey lady.” She paused, scowled with an icy and deadly stare, and said with a hoarse voice, “Yes?”
The bird, strutting back and forth on its perch in a cocky manner, said, “You know.”