Good morning, Yorkie.
Another really cute parrot joke. Thank you.
Hope you are having a beautiful Monday.
LOL, Amy and LJ! Here’s another one: (my favorite)
A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird.
The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn’t say it again.
The next day, when the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, “Hey lady.” She paused, scowled with an icy and deadly stare, and said with a hoarse voice, “Yes?”
The bird, strutting back and forth on its perch in a cocky manner, said, “You know.”
A Dog Named Jesus
A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for a target of opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big screen television, stereo, and video outfit. All the gear had to cost thousands of dollars. He made a mental note and went on his way.
The next day he was back in the same neighborhood. When he drove past the house with all the goodies, he saw an elderly couple loading suitcases into the trunk of their car. He could hardly wait.
That night, without a moon in the sky and a heavy fog, he drove up to the house. He rang the doorbell and when no one answered, broke the lock on the kitchen door and went in.
It was pitch black inside as he made his way through the kitchen, then the dining room and into the den where he expected to find the things he wanted to steal.
"I see you and Jesus sees you," a voice said.
The burglar froze in his tracks.
"I see you and Jesus sees you," the voice said again.
When nothing more happened, the burglar took out his flashlight and shinned it in the direction of the voice. All he saw was a parrot on its perch.
"I see you and Jesus sees you."
The burglar laughed. "Just a dumb bird," he said.
The burglar closed the drapes before turning on a lamp and that's when he saw a big and mean looking Doberman pinscher sitting beneath the parrot's perch.
"Sic him, Jesus!" the parrot said.
Great jokes! Thanks for the laughs.
A darling little parrot joke, yorkie! I got one the other day. I will see if I can find it (maybe not tonight). I am dying to eat some strawberries and cream! I have been trying to catch up from not being here today!