I hate for them to dork up your plans. Tell them I shall pronounce a curse upon them if they get too uppity (not the planes, just the people who make arbitrary decisions).
You will really enjoy the riverboat, and yes, I will sneak you in with my group. Maybe I can talk my boss into letting me be Katie Ulen on the tour that day. I can hardly wait.
You really did make me laugh out loud with that comment!
Absolutely nothing is going to ruin this trip to Boston and West Virginia......not even Delta. LOL. I can't wait for our vacation. I am going to look at every bump in the road as an exciting adventure and, I'm not sure how I going to accomplish this but, my husband is going to have the same attitude. ;-)