Ok, so that was pretty bad. How about this one?
This guy in a station wagon is riding down the road with the back full of penguins, about six.
A cop sees him and pulls him over and asks, "What are you doing with all those penguins?"
The guy says, "I won them in a contest. Frankly, I don't know what to do with them."
Sternly, the cop says, “I want you to take those penguins to the zoo right now!”
The guy says, “O.K.”
Next day the cop sees this same guy going down the road with the penguins in the back. This time the penguins are wearing sunglasses.
He pulls the guy over again and says, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.”
The guy answers, “I did. It was fabulous! They loved it. Today, we're going to the beach!”
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