[rock_lobsta]

It's Claw Time, People!

I must have had a relative up in the front row...

My thoughts - After a debacle last week, I was dreading this week. Overall, I was pleasantly surprised - but it didn't start out that way...

Ramiele: A couple of times, the very beautiful Mrs. Lobsta and I were wincing in pain. Supposedly, Lobstas aren't supposed to feel pain, but that's pure B.S.! NO CLAW FOR YOU!!!

Castro: [puff] Oh, man... [puff] did someone just sing something? [puff] damn, I forgot. [puff] Hey, let's go hit the chinese buffet [puff] Eff Taco Bell, man.

Syesha: What? No Puppies? Damn.

Carlton: It sounded great... but it could have used a little more cowbell.

Brooke: 1-claw deduction for the flub - otherwise, this is when tonight's show makes a turn for the better.

Brooke's Mom: Smokin'!!!

Michael: Don't sing Queen again. You dodged a bullet there.

Carly: The post office called - you need more postage. Song oughta be banned, anyhoo.

Monchichi: You're SEVENTEEN!!! Aren't you supposed to be rebellious or something? You seriesly need to grow a pair and stand up to your a-hole father.

Kristy: Like others in trouble for the past 232 years, call on the USA to bail your cute butt out of a jam.

Cook: For the first time this season...

And now.... the predictions!

Bottom Three

1. Ramiele
2. Syesha
3. Chikezie

Eliminated: Ramiele (Batting leadoff = kiss o' death)

I'll check in tomorrow after the show - don't forget to tip your waitress!!!

I am so renting that costume one day...

[Lijahsbubbe]

LOL! Great review.

[Hetty_Fauxvert]

*snort!*

Agreed totally with most of your assessments, Lobsta... but I have to add that Michael Johns is the most overrated “cute” singer since Bobby Sherman. Guy’s got NO top notes. I was counting as I watched him — in two of his high notes, he did that dramatic thing of holding the mike away from his mouth (like oh, yeah, he’s going to wreck the mike with the strength and power of his awesome high notes — I think not!), one note was changed to a lower one that he could actually reach, and with the final one that he couldn’t otherwise disguise or run away from, his voice cracked. Aargh. I can’t believe Simon never calls him on this. I guess Simon sees the dollar signs posted on that “hot” Aussie forehead.

And I couldn’t have been prouder of David C. if I’d invented him. Nailed it, absolutely nailed it. Crossword-puzzlers of the world, unite! :)

Thanks for writing up a great summary so I don’t have to attempt it! I’m going to bed now! :)

[ken5050]

awesome, dude..just friggin’ awesome..

[Miss Didi]

Fabulous review !

[Palladin]

I missed the show last night, but have caught up on all the reviews.

Consensus here seems to be Ramiele will go home tonight.

You think the floods in Missouri are something? Wait until you see Ramiele’s tears tonight!

[silent_jonny]

LOL! You gave Brooke’s mom 4 claws :)