Recipe For Preserving Children
Posted By TipNut On June 2, 2007 @ 7:48 am In Reference & Notes | No Comments
1 grass grown field, one half dozen children (or more), several dogs (and puppies if in season), 1 brook, pebbles.
Method: Into field pour children and dogs allowing to mix well. Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy. When children are nicely brown, cool in warm tub, when dry, serve with milk, fresh baked bread and cookies.
Author Unknown, found in old cookbook
How cute!!
That is the way children should be raised.
I fear for the ones always indoors, does not matter if it is the computer games or tv, they need sunshine and adventure.