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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; clamper1797; ...

MID-MONTH PING! Let me know if you want on or off my ping list!

Two blond girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest; one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, “I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don’t get it — why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?”

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, “Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.”


1,012 posted on 03/15/2008 4:30:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Time is Nature's way of preventing everything from happening all at once.)
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To: Monkey Face

I want on your ping list.

*snort*


1,013 posted on 03/15/2008 4:41:40 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Monkey Face
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, “Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.”

LOLOL!

1,014 posted on 03/15/2008 4:43:08 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Monkey Face
blonde girls

*\;-)

1,019 posted on 03/15/2008 5:16:39 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Monkey Face
Midesdle of the month?
1,020 posted on 03/15/2008 5:23:36 PM PDT by rottndog ("The Ides of March...they are come..." "Aye, but they are not gone....")
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To: Monkey Face
HI< Face!

free dixie hug/smooch,sw

1,037 posted on 03/15/2008 6:12:28 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. Thomas Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Monkey Face

And THAT, Ladies and Gents, is YOUR government at ‘work’.

Thanks for the humorous reminder, ‘Face.


1,128 posted on 03/17/2008 10:40:23 AM PDT by HKMk23 (TAG! You're IT!!)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks, Face. Happy Mid-month Ping to you, too!! I seem to have missed all the fun recently. I see we had a troll and I missed out. D@#&!

Several projects I’ve been working on are coming to a close soon and I hope to get back on the forum more frequently (read: daily.)


1,137 posted on 03/17/2008 4:10:46 PM PDT by callisto (CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
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