Well, see, I'd found this really great political forum and had finally worked up the courage to post to it and it asked me for a nick and we had this President at the time who - naw, yer not gonna believe this - who was boinking anything in a skirt within a 10-mile radius of K street, and I thought I'd just mock him a little for the couple of days I wuz gonna be on it. Going on ten years now.
No, I'm not kidding. The President of the United States was acting like a three-balled tomcat on Saturday night. Our President. Really.
I told you you wouldn't believe me. :-(