A perfect description of everything Michigan. Having visited the drive by state and seen its authentic war zone look, I can understand why you stay. It would probably be suicidal to make a run for the Ohio or Indiana border ... and attempting to swim to freedom through the glowing waters of Erie or Michigan would probably result in your growing a few extra ears or a new foot sprouting out of your elbow.
Better just stay put and hope that the next blizzard (probably in a week or two) makes it safe for you to travel.
One poor delusional inmate. I hope they let you out one day. Michigan, posts 4282 and 4286, just to keep you drooling in that straight jacket....:-): http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1960310/posts?q=1&;page=4251
And if they let you out from your bingo game to watch the leatherette blue hairs in their bikinis you should always remember post #4159 on this page. We got lookers up here. Please stop drooling, the nurses will be very upset.....:-): http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1960310/posts?q=1&;page=4151