Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
She's a blonde now......
FOFLOL. I hadn't really paid much attention to her face until you mentioned it, but she does sorta have that look. Those overly made-up eyes remind me of the way Donatella Versace wears her own makeup. Still, I do like the line, flow and color of the dress for dress-up events in summer or tropical locations.
I can wear some bright colors, but I also wear a lot of neutrals and softer pastels.
Hey, I didn’t say peroxide fur. I meant golden brown. Do I have to ‘splain everything? :P
Nully kilt the thread, not me.
When Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.’
ROFLOL. Wings Aunt sent that to me. I found it most amusing.
I believe some of us could make a fortune by being honest with some women and simply telling them what looks like heck on their frames.
Can you imagine?
Oooooooooooh Donatella. Don’t get me started. She is a law unto herself. There should probably be an entire country named after her. The people who moved there would interesting indeed. imho. :)
Oh good grief. What is it with that Spears family? I met their very good neighbors, years ago, and they said ...well, sometimes it’s best to draw the curtain of grace down upon certain acts.
I did a google ‘image’ search on Britney - and I was too embarassed to even open most of the pictures. Not just for me, but for all women who strive for dignity. She is a disgrace - to the beauty of womanhood, IMHO.
ROFL! Great joke! Gotta love those tough old ladies....I hope to be one (someday!) ;)
You’re gonna keep all the dirt to yourself? You’re no fun! :P
It seems she is a sad case. I’ve no real opinion and no actual knowledge other than what her good KIND neighbors told me. It seems she was a dear, sweet girl until fame and fortune came to call, but then again, they really didn’t even say that. What they DID say was they knew her well from childhood and were amazed fortune should find her. Then, after having said that, they seemed to be most apologetic for living in the same neighborhood as her parents, and to having admitted they knew her.
I found the entire thing rather surreal and longed to be away. I don’t foster conservations of that kind. Still, it has rather disturbed me and I suppose that’s why I am recounting it.
I must agree with your entire post.
She may have been under the influence of drugs, administered by her agent. Time will tell. It is a very sad situation.
I want to see women on front pages who strive to be beautiful, classy, dignified, sweet (not angry looking) and not so durned skinny that they wouldn’t make a shadow if they turned side-ways.
Myself! If I could but be of the type of Wing’s Aunt, then I should count it all well. LOL.
I shall must grow a character before that transpires. :)
I can only suppose I’ll be the same mealy mouthed go along to get along sort of person I’ve always been. :)
Well one of my instilled from birth mantras has been, to quote the Duchess of York, “a woman can never be too rich nor too thin.”
I would suppose I’ll lose most of my internet friends over this presidential election. I wonder if I’ll even vote. For me the choice is between dumb and dumber.
As far as interesting persons and for the sheer value of weirdness, you can’t beat Donatella Versace, imo. Very interesting study. Amazing to me the media doesn’t go after the true items of interest.
As far as pure interest would go, I would far rather see Donatella on the nightly news than someone like a Spears. At the very least we could be assured the clothes would be better. :)
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