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Friggin' cold today. The matches got wet and fire was impossible. SUV is out of gas and the nearest hotel is 40 miles.
The cave is sooo cold today. The fire won't start and the fish are frozen solid. Annie said I should "Sit on it". I dragged her outside by the hair and left her there.
Lo and behold, Annie brought back a deer deader than a doornail. Annie had slept in an old bed after I kicked her out and she shot him between the eyes when he returned. My Annie's a regular sharpshooter!! I'm gonna breed her tonight.
The weatherman is nuts. He said it was gonna get cold...he just forget to say....for years.
Weatherman says global warming is coming....as soon as we can get all the SUV's on the road again.
Annie ran off and joined a circus.