[Corin Stormhands]

Because of Thursday. And because of this coming Tuesday. I've just been told that I have to cover a meeting on Climate Change.

I figure if I start now, I should be drunk enough by Tuesday.

[JenB]

Show up in swim trunks and tell them you’re ready for global warming any day.

[osagebowman]

Evening Corin - it’s like Dick Cheney said last night..It’s getting warmer * It’s Spring * and it will get warmer * That’s Summer * before it gets cooler * Fall... Repeat Annually.

Alternatively, take crackberry and surf..

[Lil'freeper]

I figure if I start now, I should be drunk enough by Tuesday.

In the spirit of the event, may I humbly suggest the AlGore Gambit, wherein you drink so much iced tea that you have to, ahem, excuse yourself frequently. It worked for Al, and was a watertight alibi when the FBI came a'knocking.