Can you whap him with the empty butter wrapper or does he eat that too?
Usually he eats it, too...but I’ve tried that.
Part of my wants to set him on the counter and yell and whack at him in hopes that he ends up nervous about even being *near* the counter...but I think that’d only make both of us feel guilty without actually accomplishing anything.
Ungh...Monday...ungh. And my ping page looks all weird.