[RosieCotton]

Er...yeah, I could try.

Most of the ones on there right now are kooky, though. Like this one:

I am looking for another dependable, settled person to live with me. Male is preferred, but I’m open. I suspect you wear fall colors, and leave a small footprint. Please indulge in minimal drug use and be willing to invest in the household’s well-being (including helping buy birdseed).

[JenB]

So... do you have to use drugs at least minimally, or is he requesting minimal or no drugs?

[FrogInABlender]

{queuing the Twilight Zone music here}

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

leave a small footprint.

How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?