First, cough up some grant money. Then I'll prove to you, that the FSM itself was in fact created by the evolutionary process of eggs falling in wheat fields, trampled and mixed together by dinosaurs, and rained on, trampled some more, squeezing this now biological goo through small holes in the earths crust, zapped by a freak lightening storm, becoming a living thing.
What about the Pirates?
Ah, it's a money issue then? Let's make sure that's the issue here: you'll provide research and scientific evidence galore for what you believe in, as soon as you receive some research money...right?