[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Sadly, no quotes from Moe!

My favorite:
Moe (to Homer as he passes “Moe’s bar) - Get in here boozy! You’re late for your drunkening.

and, where FR be without:
Homer - “Hollywood actors...what ^don’t^ they know?

[Lancey Howard]

My favorite Moe quote is when he tells his date, “I’m gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!”

[Leisler]

“Bonjourrrrr, yah cheese-eatin’ surrender monkeys!”

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Sadly, no quotes from Moe!

Moe hooked up to a lie detector:

Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No. Buzz
Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. Ding
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. Buzz
Moe: A date. Buzz
Moe: Dinner with friends. Buzz
Moe: Dinner alone. Buzz
Moe: Watching TV alone. Buzz
Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. Buzz
Moe: Sears catalog. Ding
Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. Buzz

[LanaTurnerOverdrive]

My favorite Moe quote which did not make the list;

Moe: "I've done a lot of things in my life that I'm not proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgusting."