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101 GREATEST SIMPSONS QUOTES.
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Posted on 12/08/2007 8:29:56 AM PST by Leisler
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To: Leisler
Homer: "I promise you one thing kids. When you are eighteen, you're out the door."
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posted on
12/08/2007 10:20:39 AM PST
by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: Leisler
Some of the best ones are hard to catch - usually the stuff Bart’s writing on the blackboard after school. My personal favorite was “PORK IS NOT A VERB”.
To: Leisler
The Simpsons is where my nickname comes from, I’ve been a huge fan forever! Or since 1988, whichever came first...
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Sadly, no quotes from Moe!
Moe hooked up to a lie detector:
Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No. Buzz
Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. Ding
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. Buzz
Moe: A date. Buzz
Moe: Dinner with friends. Buzz
Moe: Dinner alone. Buzz
Moe: Watching TV alone. Buzz
Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. Buzz
Moe: Sears catalog. Ding
Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. Buzz
To: MinorityRepublican
Centuries ago, Simpsons was one of the best shows on television when their material was fresh and funny. Now? Its done, put a fork in it. A good exercise would be to date all of these favorite quotes by season to be able to chart when the show really lost it.
A missing favorite: "Embiggens? Huh, I never heard that word before I came to Springfield." "I wonder why not, its a perfectly cromulent word."
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
My favorite Moe quote which did not make the list;
Moe: "I've done a lot of things in my life that I'm not proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgusting."
To: Vince Ferrer
I think the show’s prime was from ‘92 to ‘97, the years after it declined slowly but after the millenium, the show became unwatchable, IMHO.
To: ErnBatavia
Absolutely, 100% Not Guilty...No, I think what made it memorable was '200%'!
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:02:32 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: MinorityRepublican
For me, it was the death of Phil Hartman, whenever that was. It went from a natural, sarcastic, but upbeat outlook to a cynical, pessemistic show. It didn’t take me long to stop watching.
To: Leisler
Obviously an unranked list. And where is “I didn’t do it; nobody saw me; you can’t prove anything” go? That has to be in the top 3.
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:07:05 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
To: Leisler
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:09:06 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Leisler
They missed a great one from Moe. Something along the lines of...
“Jees Homer. Bart's gay, Lisa is a vegetarian. You and Marge aren’t brother and sister are you?”
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:09:44 AM PST
by
Vision
(" 'Not by might nor by power, but by my Spirit,' says the Lord Almighty." Zechariah 4:6)
To: Leisler
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:16:43 AM PST
by
SShultz460
(If peace is the answer; it must be a stupid question.)
To: TXFireman
From the sky comes a scream, as Homer is crashing right into the Capitol. A few footsteps later, he comes running down the stairs.
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles.
[unmasks them]
[audience gasps in terror]
Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
[murmurs]
Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
[Kang and Kodos laugh out loud]
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:19:00 AM PST
by
Jonx6
To: ARE SOLE
LOL!
I thought it was that Simpson too.
"I would never wear those ugly ass shoes"
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:21:17 AM PST
by
Churchillspirit
(We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)
To: afortiori
Another Kent Brockman favorite: “I’ve said it before and
I’ll say it again. Democracy simply doesn’t work.”
To: Leisler
The following quotes illustrate the reasons why I can count on the fingers of one hand the total amount of entire
Simpsons episodes I have ever watched:
Superintendent Chalmers: Thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts dont have a place within an organized religion. Sideshow Bob [Voiced by Kelsey Grammer, a Republican]: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
Homer: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that dont work out in real life, uh, Christianity.!
Ned Flanders: Ive done everything the Bible says even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
And most of all, this one:
Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everythings a sin. [holds up a Bible] Yever sat down and read this thing? Technically were not supposed to go to the bathroom.
It's enough to have to deal with ignorance and bias in media that bleeds into daily life through interaction with people who sincerely believe the lies. When it's in entertainment as well, I issue the fatal remote click. There are plenty of alternatives out there that don't insult my beliefs or my intelligence.
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:28:08 AM PST
by
L.N. Smithee
(Edward M. Kennedy High School -- Home of the Killer Whales!)
To: Leisler
# 53 from Mr. Burns:
Whoa, slow down there, maestro. Theres a *New* Mexico?
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:31:01 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Leisler
Lisa: Grandpa, that's OUR money you've been taking. I mean, what did you think when you started receiving a bunch of checks in the mail for doing absolutely nothing?
Grandpa: Oh, I just thought the Democrats were back in power.
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posted on
12/08/2007 11:37:24 AM PST
by
joebuck
To: Leisler
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posted on
12/08/2007 12:02:07 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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