Posted on 12/08/2007 8:29:56 AM PST by Leisler
I found the Insect Overloards quote:
KENT BROCKMAN: “Ladies and gentlemen ... uh ... we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over - conquered, if you will - by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: There is no stopping them. The ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”
Well, this reporter was possibly a little hasty earlier. He would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. It may not be perfect but it’s still the best government we have - for now. Hmm? Oh, yes. By the way ... the space craft still in extreme danger ... may not make it back ... attempting risky reentry ... blah, blah, blah ... we’ll see you after the movie.
Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
Sideshow Bob and Krusty are my favorites!
Good list.
Homer---"Taxes? I paid those LAST year."
Lisa: “Oh Dad, you just don’t understand!”
Homer: “Lisa, just because I don’t CARE doesn’t mean I don’t understand”.
“Absolutely, 100% Not Guilty...”
nobody saw me they can’t prove anything.
One of my favorites:
Ed Begley Jr.: I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction
Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Sideshow Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The." [The spectators laugh, understanding]
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
I sorta giggled at most of them, but the one from Bart dropped me. I’m gonna use that at work. (And yes, it does!!)
Thanks!
I didn’t do it nobody saw me they can’t prove a thing.
I’ve got the sound clip. Definitely “fail.” You could probably find 100 classics from Ralph alone.
Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazzman!
Mr. Burns [to Smithers]: As usual, you’ve been the sober yin to my raging yang.
Homer: Hey, Lisa... ‘Racing From Belmont’? Horsies!
Lisa: Sorry, I’d rather go to Heaven.
Ok, my memory didn’t serve me in this case.
I’m not a Simpons watcher, but my son is a fanatic and he and his buddies are always quoting Simpsons lines. They have this game they play where one of them quotes a Simpsons line and the other has to know the episode it came from. Neerrd Aleerrt!
The most famous Simpson quote of all.
Rainier Wolfcastle: “My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”
Centuries ago, Simpsons was one of the best shows on television when their material was fresh and funny. Now? It’s done, put a fork in it.
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